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| In 1972, a crack commando tennis unit was sent to prison by a 1st team military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security village to the Cressex Tennis underground. Today, still wanted by the 1st team.... |
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In 1972, a crack commando tennis unit was sent to prison by a 1st team military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security village to the Cressex Tennis underground. Today, still wanted by the 1st team, they survive as players of fortune. If your crap at tennis, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can join…….the B-Team.
Der, Da Der Durghhhhh, Der Durrr Durrrghhh……
The 1st Team
Tim ‘Cheesy Bad Guy 1’ Hester
Gareth ‘Cheesy Bad Guy 2’ Knight
Andy ‘Cheesy Bad Guy 3’ Downing
The B Team
Andy ‘Baracus’ Gleed
Jamie ‘Mad Murdock’ Ayre
Andy ‘Hannibal’ Powell
Some 45 minutes in and…..Mad Murdock goes into one, jumping up and down and rasping like a mad man possessed.
BA - “Look at that crazy fool”, “I Pity the fool!!”
Hannibal ( smoking his untamed racket ) – “I love it when he does that…”
BA – “Hey Murdock!! Calm down Sucker!!!”
Murdock – “Aarghh, Whaaa, Urghhhhhhhhh”
BA – “Don’t give me know back talk Sucker!!!”
Hannibal – “I love it when you say that…”
BA – “Come on you crazy fools, we gotta beat these guys!!”
Murdock – “OK, I think im ok now (sniff, cough)”
Hannibal ( lights another racket ) – “I love it when a plan comes together..”
Murdock – “Hold on guys, I broke my racket when I hammered it into that wall…again”
BA – “That don’t matter fool, we can make a new racket from some netting and an empty tennis ball holder!!”
Hannibal – “I still love it when a plan comes together”
1 Hour 45 Minutes passes…..
The Cheesy Bad guys whooped The B Team
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